Mike Smith (Illustrator)

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July 7, 2008 – 7:49 am

By Mike | Tagged barking bucket, blue, calendar, can't swim a stroke, covered, diary, dog, dogged, drunk, dust, grit, insect, life story, masking, mess, narrowboat, patience, pride, red fleece man, roller, ruthlessness, sander, sanding, six things you need to paint a boat, sticky, stuck, tangle, tape, tenacity, wash, water | Comments (1)

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June 24, 2008 – 9:24 am

By Mike | Tagged brain, brainless, client, comic, computer, dead, designer, diary, dude, glasses, hate, instructions, irritating, john martz, kerning, knows, leading, mac, monitor, office, pen, pencil, quote, regardless, software, suicide, taste, Word, work | Comments (8)

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June 20, 2008 – 8:10 am

By Mike | Tagged bank, bicycle, bike, bollinger, bottle, bumps, cambridge, champagne, coke, college, cox, diary, dog, drinking, glasses, grass, homeopathic, laptop, mac, megaphone, metre, mug, oars, office, pantone, picnic, race, river, rowing, running, scratching, shouting, specs, sunglasses, tea, weak, work | Comments (1)

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June 11, 2008 – 11:49 pm

By Mike | Tagged bike, camera, closer, cycling, diary, elbows, first round, get you yet, gotcha, never seen him, obnoxious man, photo, rower, sculler, second, spying, who is this man | Comments (1)

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June 6, 2008 – 2:40 pm

By Mike | Tagged apple, arm, baring, bark, boat, break, cough, diary, dog, eddie, feathers, fight, gulp, running run, swallow, swan | Comments Off

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May 27, 2008 – 10:39 pm

By Mike | Tagged bigot, boat, cheap life, dangerous, diary, diatribe, filthy narrowboat, freeloader, fuck off, generators, hug, mooring fee, pole, pollution, river cam, rower, tax, traffic cone | Comments (9)

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May 21, 2008 – 10:27 pm

By Mike | Tagged argument, boot, brake lights, devil, diary, fall apart, fix, fool, in the night garden, interview, kitchen, maurice sendak, mend, portfolio, test, traffic light, van | Comments (4)

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May 16, 2008 – 9:33 am

By Mike | Tagged broken, burning, diary, dog, drip, fire wood, fix, hot, leak, lock, lockkeeper, mend, narrow boat, poke, red fleece man, salter's lode, squirt, toilet door, water heater, white lightning | Comments Off

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May 8, 2008 – 9:15 am

By Mike | Tagged angry, barking, bath, bench, blacking, cat, conveyer, diary, dog, fat, flicking water, foxes marina, fridge, house, kitchen, letchworth, lunch, morrisons, obese, park, rain, whatever | Comments Off

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May 1, 2008 – 3:35 pm

By Mike | Tagged boat, coat, cool, cooler, dad, dance, denver sluice, diary, disco, engine service, foxes boatyard, glos, gloucestershire, half, joelle, lockkeeper, lottery ticket, lucky dip, marriage, mum, narrowboat, numbers, one, salter's lode lock, sand, score zero, stuck, wedding | Comments Off

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April 23, 2008 – 9:50 am

By Mike | Tagged birthday, boat, cake, candle, caz, cloud, dave, denver sluice, diary, fens, hat, mess, narrowboat, oven, pictures, rain, river, storm, the archers, tree, washing up, wind, women, wrong | Comments (1)

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April 20, 2008 – 5:06 pm

By Mike | Tagged breathe out, core muscles, diary, door, fart, fort st george, gutting, gym, memories, oak bar, pilates, pub, refurbish, skip, toilets | Comments (1)